You'll know it when you see it

heedra:

when a human infant is in the womb, moments from being be born, a vague figure of glowing amber light appears before them. in one hand, it holds a small soapstone carving of a coiled eel. in the other hand it holds a mortar and pestle made of polished red quartz. it bids the infant to choose between these two things, but we don’t know the significance of this choice, because all babies throughout history with no exception have always picked the soapstone eel. so that’s still one of the big mysteries out there.

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bladedamus:

nalgenebottle:

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

easily a contender for post of the decade

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wuntrum:

fanart of the fresno brothers

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canonkiller:

ALT

but you can’t keep holding on like this.

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paperandpencilsandskips:

paperandpencilsandskips:

here have this picture i made and forgot about until now

[Id: an edited photo of Seinfeld featuring Kramer, Jerry, and George anticipating the arrival of the mesomerican god of ice frost death and justice itztlacoliuhqui]

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memewhore:

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kipine-art:

✦ Speak ✦

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mametzwood:

JUSTICE FOR BIG CHALLENGES I LOVE YOU BIG CHALLENGES

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greelin:

i’m sincerely always saying this

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poketcg-art:

Oddish – Kagemaru Himeno

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